Nedbank
Zero-balance Greenbacks accounts

Dear Nedbank/Greenbacks

I stopped banking with you five years ago and still you keep on sending me zero-balance Greenbacks accounts every month. I have phoned/e-mailed/SMS'ed you on numerous occasions, yet you still send me a heap of paper every month informing me that I have 0 Greenbacks.

Now you start sending me SMS's - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE delete my name from your books/database

I do not bank at Nedbank, I do not want Greenbacks and I would really like you to stop wasting mountains of paper. You are the Green Bank after-all!