Telkom
All Telkom repair technicians must be dead

Lightning strike 15Jan2013. ISDN business lines dead. Ref No 1635CRZ150113. Reported lack of service on Hello Peter.
Logged another service call on 28Jan2013 and received Ref No 23CRI280113. Reported another lack of service on Hello Peter again on 26 Feb2013 and received escalation Ref No. 2228890.
Only conclusion - ALL TEKOM REPAIR TECHNICIANS MUST BE DEAD.