Debonairs Pizza
And the clown squad does it again

Let me describe my last three interactions with these jokers.
Note that I always place orders for delivery. This convenience was also the only reason I even considered using them again after my first complaint about these court jesters.
Anyway..
1. I placed an order which reached me in the record time of 2 and a half hours (unimpressive, no?)
2. I ordered a pizza, a sub and a 2L coke zero. I received, after 1 hour and forty minutes, cold pizza, no sub and a regular 2L coke which I sent back.
3. Last night I placed an order for the double crust promotion pizza and after twenty minutes was phoned to say they don't have stock (then don't f@? $ing advertise it, you imcompetent harlequins).
I then ordered a triple stack which would have arrived at 8 last night but, of course, never came.

Now, I don't want free pizza or customer service to contact me, I just want this branch to admit total catastrophic failure of their attempts to run a business, cut their losses and close their f@$? ing doors!
Needless to say I will advise everyone within ear shot to avoid this nauseating excuse for a franchise.
Owners in this town must start to realise that poor customer service will not be tolerated.