Absa
IS THERE ANYONE WORKING AT ABSA BANK

I have sent numerous emails and even tried the "IMPOSSIBLE" :-( but to no avail
I am out of the country and Vodacom has messed up and not activated my roaming on my cell phone, there making it impossible to receive any RVN's from ABSA.
So the alternative was to contact ABSA for help in making some change so i can receive a RVN.
SURPRISE SURPRISE - some nut-head goes and blocks my account and i get a message to go to my nearest branch- MY NEAREST BRANCH IS A NINE HOUR FLIGHT AWAY FROM ME, how in the blazers do I get there