A telemarketer from Mobile Plus just phoned me. It went like this:
Me: [first name removed], hello?
Caller: How are you?
Me: I prefer not to answer because I don't know who I am speaking to.
Caller: This is Corasia. Can I speak to Mr [surname removed]?
Me: Hello Corasia. From where are you calling?
Caller: Mobile Plus.
Me: Thanks, Corasia, but I don't want to speak to you.
Caller: Whatever. . *click*