Dear Willy Wonka. Yesterday I purchased a 65g packet of Cadbury`s Raisins coated in Chocolate. As I was sitting, minding my own business, it came to my attention that one of the raisins was in fact NOT COATED WITH CHOCOLATE. It was just the raisin. Now. I don`t know what kind of Chinese chop shop you guys are running over there, but I was utterly shocked and appalled by this. So much so, that I lost my appetite for chocolate. (I barely managed to finish the other 18 raisins that by some miracle was coated in chocolate). You can be very glad I am off young (ish) age and that my health is of such that I could handle this revelation of your utter lack of standards and in-the-face disregard for chocolate lovers all over the world. I demand that you look into this matter. I don`t care what it takes. Get the CCTV footage. Fire the Manager. Whatever you do, make sure that the Oempa Loempa responsible for this is brought to book. I would personally like to see his Certificate in Traning for Raisin Sorting and Subsequent Chocolate Coating. Honestly. What is this world coming to? Yours sincerely. Sidney Gilroy
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