Sanral
It's a holly jolly Pissmas

A great many thanks to all the clowns and buffoons at the Sanral/DOT/ANC Circus for the many laughs provided us, the SA public, these last few weeks.

With a supporting cast of e-tagged dolts and under the leadership of ringmaster Wussy Moaner, ably assisted by clown-in-chief Dipwad Pouters, the amusement value provided has truly been worth the non-payment of e-tolls.

We, the public, think you should continue with the empty intimidations, the hollow cajoling and the pitiful whining. It is a stunning performance, so well executed as to never become boring.

Thanks again for the hearty delights you guys dish up with such consummate ease. Keep up the good antics in 2014 and try not to go bankrupt. That would be an enormous shame.

Not a word of a blueberry pie.