Absa
It is still not working!!!

Why is your Internet banking still not working - Do you have a functioning IT department?

Also:

Do you have a different response on Hello Peter than:

Hello (Name),

Dear Customer

Thank you for bringing this matter to our attention. We will investigate the matter and furnish feedback shortly.

Kind regards
Vanessa Crowe
Group Customer Care
Absa Bank Ltd

If this is your level of customer service then it only confirms what people keep telling me: MOVE YOUR BANKING TO A DIFFERENT BANK!!!