Mondelez South Africa
The quest for the elusive Sweetie Pie

Dear Cadbury,

I'm distraught and have a bone to pick.

I cannot find Sweetie Pies anywhere! And I mean *anywhere*.

I've tried about 20 different stores, including a massive sweet supplier that sells stuff by the boxload, and nothing. Nadda. Not a single Pie to be found. I've even recruited friends, offering a limb in return for just one Pie, but not even they have managed to find the elusive critter.

It's like they've all gone where Sweetie Pies go to die. I would like to go to that place and tell them that everything is going to be ok. But is it? Do they still exist?

You see, when I get a craving, that craving does not go away until it is satisfied. This could be weeks, or in my Sweetie Pie case, months! I've tried to fool my tastebuds with Nestle Chocolate Log or Woolworths' lame attempt at a Sweetie Pie, but my tastebuds are smart little guys, and they're not buying it.

What's a Sweetie-Pie-craving girl to do? Will my craving ever be subdued, or will I be doomed to spend the rest of my life dreaming about the tasty morsels?

Please help me!

Yours in the quest for Sweetie Pies,
Tarryn

P.S. This is not really a complaint, but it's not a compliment either